Coming home Saturday from our Wolf Watch Experience in NJ we got stuck in traffic for about an hour because of the deaths on the thruway. Good thing we got there when we did an not earlier because we would have been sitting there forever. We were 5 hours after it happened and still sat in traffic for an hour. Sucks to be the guy right behind the accident.
Anyway, back to the point. It’s getting dark out and people are getting annoyed. So out comes the assholes that like to ride the shoulder at 40mph+ to jump ahead of traffic. Man I hate that. So there I am bitching about the people doing it saying “man I wish there was a cop up ahead to catch these guys” and “the next person to do this I’m blocking the shoulder so they can’t get by”.
This reminds me of my last post, so I start talking to Jamie about the redneck and his truck and at the same time I notice on the left side a trooper with his cherries all lit up. I get excited hoping the idiot that’s coming up on my left will get caught. Unfortunately that idiot also notices the trooper and shuts his headlights off and gets back in line.
A few minutes go by and the trooper backs up so I can see his headlights now. My eyes light up like a little kid at Christmas. I know what he’s doing, he’s watching our direction now for people that ride the shoulder. I get very excited and wait for the next moron to come by as the cop turns off his headlights and now sits in the dark.
It only took another minute for a bunch of idiots to fly by on the left shoulder and then blam!, cherries come on. I laughed so damn hard that I had to make this post. Sucks to be those guys. Looked like a bunch of thug drug dealers in their Lexus SUV so that may have sucked a bit more than a simple ticket. What’s with black people and Lexus’ anyway?
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