Hilarious Justice

Today I left for work a bit later than normal since I had a client to run to near my house. On the way up my usual route this pickup truck came flying up my ass when I was already doing about 5-10 over the speed limit with a car in front of me.

Now before I go on lets build a mental picture. Here’s a good approximation on what the truck looked like, just make the lift taller so that its front bumper was above my trunk and fade the paint more. Oh and it was red so this works.

Now remember I said there was a car in front of me and I was already speeding. So this jackhole decides to ride my bumper, way too close for his shitty brakes, until the oncoming cars pass and he floors it to go around me. The truck sputters a bunch of times and barely makes it in front of me. At this point he now has to slam on the breaks until they squeal just to avoid hitting the car in front of me.

Truck rides that guys ass for awhile until traffic clears again and he goes around him, barely making it past him again without losing some engine parts miraculously. As soon as he gets in front of the other car…

bam

…little blue and red lights come on in the back window.

Now I was even confused at first. This wasn’t a typical undercover cop or detective car. It wasn’t even old. Looked like a 2010 Chevy Malibu or something. All brand new and even waxed. Guy in it was wearing a suit. I admit even I rode that guys ass for a bit when he was going under the speed limit. I almost even went around him until he sped up.

I started to slow down and laughed my ass off as the cop pulled the truck off to a side road. I think only once before I’ve actually had this happen to me where a cop was there to witness the moron and take care of it.

Sucks to be the truck guy though. I mean you really have to piss off those kind of cops to get them to pull you over in their cars. They typically leave the traffic violations to the regular guys.

Figured I’de share the chuckle with y’all!